Heidi Montag took her delicious fake tits to the beach in Mexico over the holidays.  Something so perfect should not have eloped with that doucheball she picked.  She could get a way better hot guy or a sugar daddy to take care of that body.  What can that punk provide besides a fake wedding?  Nothing.    Wake up Heidi and bring your breasts with you….

Heidi Montag may suck as an actress and never be nominated for a real award, but her own golden globes here are pretty.  As in, those titties suuuuuure do look god on you missy.  If I had to pick between a lame ass globe to put on the mantel and collect dust or a pair of breasts with great cleavage…well, there;s no choice now is there?