Let’s get the weekend started right with some topless pictures from Vikki Blows. Vikki seems to be another fearless girl who is quickly becoming close to my heart. Heart, yeah. Whatever. I’d like to bang her with my piece of anatomy she is close to and not let go for a few weeks.

Kelly Brook has shed some of the fatass she gained last year. Yeah, she dumped the boyfriend and he was a fatass, but she had one too. Now Kelly is sexy and her breasts are what they should be! I am in love with her again.

Bai Ling is a wonderful girl…I suppose. She seems to like partying, taking off her clothes and posing nude. What’s not to like? This chick has some huge nipples worthy of sucking on…hell, an elephant could suck on those babies. Do big nipples turn you on?

Doutzen Kroes is starting to become one of my favrite Victoria’s Secret Angels. She’s willing to pose nude quite a bit…unlike Miranda Kerr, Allessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima. Where are there nude spreads? Huh? Those girls need to man up and bare it all!

Jessica Lowndes and Shenae Grimes are hot on set and off. Look at that pair of asses in the sand? Yum….and they are even of legal age, I think. I hope. Because my thoughts of late would be illegal if not. You like the girls? Watch them on 90210 at all?

Tori Praver is a lovely girl. Make that, sexy, topless, swimsuit model. Here’s her shots from Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition this year. You like? I sure do…

The girls from Gossip Girl - well, the rest of their show too - were in Rolling Stone Magazine. Blake Lively and Leighton Meester lick each other, nibble on fingers and share an ice cream cone. Yum. Let me have a piece of either one of those two!

Heather Graham gets in to a bikini and hits up Hawaii. She has great legs but the ass has turned a bit saggy. I’d still take her to bed though…wouldn’t you? She has a great smile and a super body overall, but not A+ like it used to be.

Jarah Mariano is a seasoned Sports Illustrated model. That must be why her pictures this year are so sexy….she’s wearing sand over those nipples….I love it. Plus, there’s that sexy ass and the great way her cleavage is displayed. I think she deserves a cover soon.

Where has this lovely lady been? Heather Graham hasn’t been out much - at least in pictures - so it’s great to see her out in a bikini. Finally!! Girl still has it going on from her tight days in Boogie Nights. Well, not quite as much but she would still be welcomed in my bed!!

Brooke Hogan dons her best sequin slutty top and heads out for her concert. That’s right…I said concert. She regularly puts on theis get up and struts herself around the pole. Is it any good? From the pictures, I’d say no. Otherwise, she’d have media following her on “tour.” It’s a safe bet to say she sucks.

Eva Herzigova is frolicking around int he water, showing off her anorexic like body with a flabby ass. How is that possible? To be so think and like you don’t eat, but then not have a toned ass? Oh…yeah, I get it now. Too bad because she could be such a hottie.

Dayana Mendoza is Miss Universe or Miss World or something similar. She has the body and the looks to go with a tiara awarded by men. She’s supposed to be on vacation, but the pool looks surpisingly empty, meaning they were busted staging these bikini pictures. WHo cares though, because she is hot and wet.

Britney’s Back, bitches! Well, that’s her backside, that’s for dayum sure. What do you think of the new Britney? She’s not tight like she was a few year ago, but she’s back to being doable. I’d spank it…and then go look for something hotter.

Does Fergie have a rack on her or what? She is in Mexico with her husband, sunning her newlywed ass and tits in the sun. Her body isn’t so bad, but she has that funky hairline that makes it hard to look at her face. I’ll just keep my eyes posted breast level, then everything will be OK.

Here are two D’s that should certainly be put together. Danica Patrick poses in a bikini on a car…vrroooom. Daniela Hantuchova shows up on the beach and gets sandy. yeah, both spring break fantasies…a hot girl in a hot car and a sexy babe on the beach. I’m up for both.

Cameron Richardson continues our Spring Break week. Check out the body on this gal. yeah, I’d take her for a night on a drunk, booze filled spring break. Her tight little ass would enjoy having me around…

This is Spring Break week for many people…so to honor those of us stuck at work and at home, here are some bikini shots on Tuesday. Audrina Patridge shows her fake tits, Ashley Tisdale doesn’t have any tits and Amelle Barrebah is just right! Who’s your favorite?

Danielle Lloyd was famous because she was Miss Britain. Now she makes money by saying she poses topless, but really doesn’t. Here is another example. There is glittering covering the nipples and the pussy, so don’t even try to tell me it’s topless or nude. Nude and topless show the goods, not hide them Danielle.

I, for one, am not complaining about jessica Simpson weight gain. Look where ti went - straight to her tits! I think she looks fabulous and would take her in a heartbeat. Who are these people screaming about her getting fat? She didn’t get fat, she got double DDs!

Jakki Degg is one hot chick. And I don’t have my hands on her calendar, but I wish I could have my hands on her. Spank that ass! I would love to have he for just a few hours. SHe looks like she would be fun, doesn’t she?

Miley Cyrus likes to jog in a bikini. yeah…this girl is going to go so wild for cameras once she’s legal - if she makes it that long! Miley is in a bikini showing a bunch of boob for a 16 year old. What’s next? CAN”T WAIT!

Eliza Dushku is one hot girl. She didn’t seem that hot to me until I saw the black lace and scantily clad model. Now I like her. A lot. Don’t you think she gets better as time and skin are exposed? Oh yeah!

Shauna Sand may be washed up and a camera whore, but at least she still looks decent. Pamela Anderson should take notes that this is how to keep your ass tight…not flabby when parading around in a bikini. Shauna has the huge tits and bleached hair too…but she doesn’t look haggard…yet.

Does this chick have it going on or what? Christina Hendricks not only has beautiful and huge breasts, she has a hit show in Mad Men. Keep posing like this and you will have an even better career when that show ends. trust me. A great rack of talent never leaves Hollywood.

Megan Fox is a babe. there is no way around that fact. Now that she is single again, let the games begin. Who do you think she is hooking up with now? You geting in line? Here’s megan’s latest looks: pink, red and gold. How do you like your Megan?

Aubrey O’Day is one hard working gal. First, she posed for Playboy. then, she keeps going out and hawking her shots to any and all who will buy the ailing magazine. Do you think her bare tits were worth half a million? I don’t, but I’ll look at them for free. I hope Hugh Hefner gets his money’s worth from her.

Alessandra Ambrosio is one classy chick.  She gets knocked up, has a baby, comes back and looks better than ever in her photo shoots shortly after.  And who knew she would look so hot on a bike?  Yeah, I’d like to ride her on that bike in leather.

Ana Beatriz is back and beautiful!  The babe is modeling lingerie and looks HOT!  Even though she isn’t a Victoria Secret gal, she looks more natural and beautiful than they are.  Maybe cause her breasts are real too?  What am I saying…like I care.  She’s hot and I’d like to play with her a few hours.

Kim Cloutier is supposedly a rookie modeling for Sports Illustrated this year.  I think she has a bright future with SI…don’t you?  She’s a pro model and with a rack like hers, one can see why.  She also has that sultry, sinful look in her eyes like Kristen Stewart does…do you think she likes naughty things?

I think Brooklyn Decker should have been the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl.  Her pictures are just as hot as Bar Refaeli’s were.  Brooklyn looks a lot nicer…blondes are so it this year.    Who would you have picked - Bar or Brooklyn?

This is how you have a Super Bowl party.  You take all the hot chicks in the area, make them take off their tops and then paint over the nipples.  Hot.  Hot.  And then you get some guys and a horde of photographers to shgow up and take a lot of pictures.  Sexy.  Is that paint edible??

Bar Refaeli got the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.  She looks hot in these pictures, but would you give her the cover?  yeah, I’d spank that ass, but would I put it on the cover?  Don’t know…but I sure as hell think Leonardo is a dick since he has Bar all the time!

We all know the freaky shit that happened to Rihanna by the man who was supposed to be her boyfriend….so here is a few pictures of her to remind us of happy times.  Happy, breasty, cleavage baring times.  Rihanna is a hot young thing with a big future ahead of her.  Hopefully some good can come out of this mess of hers.

Here’s an early Valentine’s present…Miranda Kerr in red!  Miranda is red hot in a bikini, on the cover or on the red carpet.  Is there a more perfect babe out there right now?  OK, yeah, there is, but let’s focus on Miranda and her sweet ass.  And the long legs.  How’d you like her for a Valentine’s gift?

Bridget Marquardt might be gone from the playboy Mansion, but she’s still on TV.  here she is doing some show about sexy beaches from Australia, showing that even Playboy Bunnies age.  Look at her ass!  It’s getting fat and old…just like her.  She was once a hot piece of ass, but Hef was right to kick her out.

Yeee ha!  Thee is another Lohan sister making the fame rounds.  Don’t get too excited yet…this one just turned 15.  Yes, 15!  Lindsay didn’t even look like this at 15, so imagine what trouble Ali Lohan will get in to in 3 years?  They should be fun pictures…mark it on your calendar and count down!

Calire Forlani is naked in the shower.  Do you need anymore information than that?  Grrrr…OK, this is for some show called False Witness.  Again, she’s naked and showing those tits full on for the camera.  Isn’t she great!

Heidi Montag took her delicious fake tits to the beach in Mexico over the holidays.  Something so perfect should not have eloped with that doucheball she picked.  She could get a way better hot guy or a sugar daddy to take care of that body.  What can that punk provide besides a fake wedding?  Nothing.    Wake up Heidi and bring your breasts with you….

Amanda Bynes grew up and turned in to one hot chick.  She did that show on Nickelodeon a few years back, then a couple of teen/tweener movies that were supposed to be funny.  Now she should do some adult drama - especially if it involves removing your clothing.  It would be an Academy Award winner for sure.

What is wrong with all of these Hayden Panettiere pictures?  Her lack of cleavage.  She tries to make it look like she has a great rack, but she doesn’t!  Her mom in the green dress behind her has a nice set of breasts though!  How about mama Leslie taking the center stage for a bit?  I think those older, classier tits look nice.

Marisa Miller steams up the pages of FHM.  Yeah, baby.  Marisa looks smoking in her white bikini…even with those tits that are fake.  They are a great rack, but fake.  I wouldn’t hold it against her, but I would hold something on her.

Dasha Astafieva has a super ass…we know, because we saw it a few weeks ago.  So when they do this hot bikini shoot at the Playboy Mansion, they don’t show it off.  What is up Hef?  We can tell she’s wearing a thong on those hot ass cheeks, so why not play it up a little and show that bad girl off?  Quit hiding her.  After all, she stripped her panties off on the red carpet.  We know she isn’t shy.

OMG.  Allessandra Ambrosio is one hot piece of ass.  Look at how beautiful her tush is!  I can’t decide if I’d just like to rub it or spank it to redness.  It’s almost perfect…don’t you agree?  I think having a baby only helped her figure…it sure as hell didn’t hurt it!

Pam Anderson still thinks she’s a hot 21 year old on the beach.  Wrong-o.  From a distance she doesn’t look that bad, but don’t look too closely!  The hair is looking scraggly again and her tight ass has lost its sheen…that’s what partying too much does to a hot body.  If you’re hot and young now, don’t follow Pam’s lead!

In case you didn’t know, these are the Ikki twins.  Rikki and Nikki, I believe.   Who knows how they got to be famous or what they’ve done…well, looking at their breasts I do know how they got famous.  But this pair isn’t the new girlfriends for Hugh Hefner, so they must have done someone else to get popular.  Anyone know?

Wow!  Ashley Tisdale looks hotter in a bikini than I ever would have guessed.  yeah, she did that cover for Shape, but that stuff can be airbrushed.  Her rainbow suit is definitely not airbrushed…she’s that hot.  Superb body that I would spank in a heartbeat…you?  Do I even need to ask???

Abi Clancy gets back to work.  She’s doing some shoot for swimwear…obviously.  And while a couple of them look pretty hot, what’s up with that one-piece?  Grandma would wear shiz like that, not a supermodel.  WTH?  I expected better for Abi.  A lot more boob and a touch of ass.

Casey Carlson has a hot body.  Her voice may be cap, but the body allowed her to get on American Idol.  Those male judges aren’t so stupid afterall.  Casey did these poses before her American Idol days…when she needed money in college.  I think she has a great future in the industry!

Adriana Lima sure knows how to make a one piece suit sexy.  Who knew it was possible?  Course, with breasts like that she can probably make everything look hot and sexy, even a paper bag.  These are some pics from a shoot where she is pimping more Victoria’s Secret stuff.  Do you get those catalogs?  For your girl, I know.

Ahhhhhh.  The Girls Aloud may not be the greatest band around, but they are one of the best to look at.  These chicks vacation together and look super hot in bikinis.  Did I mention Cheryl Cole is looking better than ever?  yeah.  her ass is back to being fine and not too skinny.  I’d take turns with them for a few days…

Aubrey O’Day didn’t have any talent in the singing arena, or else P Diddy would have kept her in that retarded girl band.  I can’t even remember what they were called, because Aubrey was the only worthwhile chick in it.  anyway…remember when she posed for Complex?  Here’s the outtake pictures and they are beautiful!  Aubrey looks like a dirty girl….

Helllllllo, Vikki Blows.  This gal knows how to crash a party!  Vikki has some new topless pictures out, a calendar in the UK and a very promising career in front of her.  Do you like the coy but sexy way she poses?  Dam.  I do almost as much as I do her nipples.  Those babies are sweet.

Evangeline Lily went shopping and look what she bought!  hell, I don’t know what it is but look how gracefully she carries it in!  Lily has a great ass and isn’t afraid to show it off when working it…good job.

Heidi Montag may suck as an actress and never be nominated for a real award, but her own golden globes here are pretty.  As in, those titties suuuuuure do look god on you missy.  If I had to pick between a lame ass globe to put on the mantel and collect dust or a pair of breasts with great cleavage…well, there;s no choice now is there?

Emily Scott has some great poses for this Ralph Magazine spread.  Mmmm.  Her body is divine…probably one of the better ones we’ve seen so far this year.  Or maybe because it’s how much of it she is showing off that makes her so appealing.  You like?

Carmen Electra poses for Playboy again and then she has to work at the casino?  Times surely are tough.  And the bunnies must be hard up if they let Carmen stuff herself in to their suits…she is almost bursting the seams of the poor suit.  Carmen, you need to find some other work to support yourself now!  The body isn’t doing it anymore.

Doutzen Kroes is wearing the lingerie she will be bringing to my house.  Yup…I have a date with this hot chick.  I can’t decide if I like the pink bra or the green thingy.  The green thong definitely makes her ass spankable…but the pink is hot too.  How would you take your dose of Doutzen?

Audrina Patridge went shopping for bikinis with her other fake reality TV star, Lauren Conrad.  Audrina must need some new bikinis because she can’t stop getting boob jobs!  Hello…every time we turn around she’s getting bigger tits.  Look out Dolly Parton!

AnnaLynne McCord is hot looking in her bikini.  She’s a bit on the thin side, but there’s nothing wrong with that.  And check out all the bruises on her legs and ass.  You think she likes to play games and gets rough?  Another element that is very likable about her!  Keep the bikini pictures coming!

Elle MacPherson might want to get a new favorite song.  The Teeny Weeny Bikini just ain’t doing it for her anymore.  It looks like she jammed her ass in to a bikini meant for a six year old…seriously.  Do you think this is flattering?  It makes her look huge.  Maybe she should have stayed out of the public eye a little longer.

If you like skinny women with drug problems, here’s one for you. She willingly takes off her top and has a so-so set of boobs on her. Not great like Heidi Klum or Danielle Lloyd, but decent. They could work in a pinch.

Kristin Cavallari used to have a hot body, but somewhere after her reality show she lost her ass.  Did she fall to Hollywood’s diet practices?  Probably, because she still has a hot pair of tits!  I still think she looks pretty hot - don’t you?

Lindsay Lohan showed off several good things this week. one, she can leave the house without her troll girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Two, she looks dam good in a bikini again. Three, she looks dam good in a bikini again. Did you understand that?

Pam Anderson’s ass is starting to feel the effects of gravity, I think. the former bombshell looks stoned and heads out without pants. Is she even sexy anymore or has she crossed the line in to looking slutty alone? I think slutty is the only adjective here….

Chelsy Davy shows off her near royal and almost perfect beach body. And almost royal because she is the longtime girlfriend of the UK’s Prince Harry. This is what a future Queen should look like! Hot body indeed…

Victoria Silvstedt shows she still has a rocking bod for the beach. Her white bikini shows off great breasts and cleavage and that ass. Woo hee…I’d love to smack that around a time or two. What do you think she does to keep that baby firm? Definitely sexercises!

Dasha Astafieva bares her sweet ass while out with Hugh Hefner.  How does the wrinkly old bastard do it?  Hot chicks falling all over him and pretending to like his junk….oh yeah, they get free PR, covers of Playboy and can live in the mansion.  I guess you can put up with wrinkly old dick in return for that.

No, I didn’t call Nicola McLean a ho.  She’s with the perverted old man who says Ho Ho Ho.  He might have called her one, but I didn’t.  But who sits on an old man’s lap wearing only lingerie any way?  A model screaming for some attention to her tits.  And it worked.  Hope you had a great holiday and got a ho on your lap for Christmas.

Merry Christmas!  Have you been naughty or nice this year - Santa wants to know!  This is what he does to bad little girls…and they seem to enjoy it.  But then, Santa looks like he’s having fun too.  Maybe it’s good to be bad this year…

Here’s some holiday cheer to get you in the mood for…something.  The WWE girls do a bang up job in lingerie and looking like Santa’s helpers.  Almost makes me want to become a toymaker myself.  How would they wrap me up?

Natasha Henstridge is red hot as she hoists some kind of useless trophy.  Those breasts are something else, though, don’t you agree?  That little red peek a boo cleavage spot is nifty…too bad it wasn’t a bit smaller.  I may have to research Natasha and see if I can dig up some more hot pictures of her.

AnnaLynne McCord is on the set of that stoopid 90210 show, running from some drama, no doubt.  But the good thing is her bikini top is too small and she bounced right out of that top.  Hellllllo nipples.  Beautiful girl with a great rack on her.

Angelique Boyer is one sexy senorita!  The Mexican model and actress will be breaking all kinds of doors down if she keeps up the posing like this.  Sexy.  Hot.  beautiful.  Great tits.  What more could an agent ask for??

Holly Weber looks like one of those women who was made to model lingerie.  I mean, look at her ass.  Have you ever seen such perfection in the form or shape of an ass and the thighs?  Well, forget the Victoria’s Secret models - I’m talking real girls here.  Holly is hot!

Abi Clancy works the cameras for FHM in Germany and boy, is she steamy.  Ha. Ha.  Steamy - get it?  The blonde bombshell steams up the shower and the water isn’t even running - she’s that hot.  I would love to wake up and find someone like her in my bathroom.

Kellie Pickler has really sexed it up since her nerdy days on American Idol.  The fake blonde added fake boobs and suddenly got a lot more attention.  Her talent is still lacking, but you can never fake that.  Good things her looks will carry her along for a few more years.

Adriana Lima has to be one of the hottest pieces of ass out there today.  Girl can rock anything Victoria’s Secret can make to fit on her and look better than everyone - I mean EVERYONE - else out there.  Even Heidi Klum.  And whatever douchebag she is engaged to is one lucky SOB.

I can’t name any songs that the Pussycat Dolls sing, but I could look at them doing it all day long.  They must have a little talent or else they would not ever get invited to perform.  But you’d think they would at least have a song or two people know them by.  Nope.  Pussycat Dolls are known for leather, latex and boobs.  All great things.

There are millions of men - and probably some women - who would love to open this Christmas present up.  One sexy blonde with a great ass and breasts please.  How many requests do you think Santa gets for that each year?

Daisy Lowe has one hot and tight little body!  Gavin Rossdale is her dad though, and he can probably kick your ass.  So look quick and often in order to stay out of trouble.  I wish her step-mom Gwen Stefani would pose like this soon!

Paris Hilton reminds us that she still knows how to sex it up and slut it all out!  Boyfriend - no need.  Benji was a stupid name anyway.  So Paris shows the world she still has it and is flaunting it.

This is one of my favorite shots of the Victoria’s Secret models…their asses!  How smart of the photogrpaher to get a hot shot of one of their vluable assets…haha…assets.  Do you like the front or the back better?

Ed Hardy can do lingerie too.  Not as well as Victoria and her secrets, but good enough.  The tits and ass show and look hot, so what complaining is there to do?  None.  Look at the pretty girls and imagine slapping their asses.  Hot!

Well, they aren’t bad for bikini bodies, but Kim and Kourtney Kardashian and Kristen Cavallari work well enough.  Especially during the winter months when we will no longer be seeing many bodies of any type.  their tits and asses will work.  For now.

Katie Price, the whore turned camera whore, is working overtime this Christmas season.  She’s hawking lingerie, perfume and whatever she can get her mitts on to make some money! Buy this bitch’s product so she goes away in retirement!

Enjoy the striptease of Bryleigh Rayne on this snowy, December morning.  I bet she would warm up the sheets in that stinky, cold bed of yours.  Actually, she might be too good for you.  Just me.  I’m keeping her.

Lydia Hearst bares her breasts recently for the cover of a magazine.  The little bitty titty committee came out to celebrate.  Oh…just kidding.  The tits are great and all, but just a touch on the small side!

Vanessa Hudgens takes her breasts down under and has a great time while pushing her HSM3 movie.  Do fans really want to see the movie that bad or are they after a piece of Efron or Hudgens, heck even Tisdale ass?  I think they want to see skin and not some Disney “G” flick.  Your thoughts?

Victoria Beckham takes her little girls out to play for dinner.  Ha!  We haven’t seen them babies in a while, she’s been covering them up a lot lately.  I wonder why?  Any ideas?  Work done on them you think?

yeah, I know I spelled Kim Kardashian wrong, but how can you think of anything besides her ass when you see these pictures?  I mean, look at that thing?  And seeing a girl’s ass crack is a whole lot different than seeing a guy’s - the girls don’t like that stuff hanging out.  But I think it’s kind of sexy - you?

I don’t know why, but Katy Perry and her retro clothes and false eyelashes are a big turn on.  Oh, yeah, and those big breasts she has to push out some major cleavage doesn’t hurt things a bit, either.  She could sing about kissing frogs, kissing girls or kissing shit, I don’t care.  Keep the breasts a peeking out girl.

Britney Spears hit up the club to celebrate her birthday.  She may not have been wearing red, but this vixen painted the town something!  Is she back to her smoking pre-baby ways or what?  I think so.  Too bad we didn’t have a little nipple pop to celebrate.

Brittny Gastineau might be the daughter of a jock, but she has the body of a model.  Her cleavage seems to look better every time I notice her!  Is she hot or not on your sexy scale?  I put her up to a solid 6….higher if she showed more or was in the press more often.

Awww, look!  Jennifer Ellison went out to swim and she forgot to wear her top!  Bummer.  Look at her superb tits - specatular in the sunset, don’t ya think??

Amy Smart shows off some gorgeoous cleavage while she walks for some event.  Nice blonde beauty to stare at on a gray, Thursday when you have to work.  Or be bored with nothing to do.  She’s staring right at you….flirting with you.  Ha.

What’s with the ugly dress?

Laeticia Cast shows up in Elle Magazine and bares a bit for all to see.  What do you think?  Is she hot or too skinny for your tastes?  Nice side boob action.  And I think I could smack that ass if it was available.