Britney’s Back, bitches! Well, that’s her backside, that’s for dayum sure. What do you think of the new Britney? She’s not tight like she was a few year ago, but she’s back to being doable. I’d spank it…and then go look for something hotter.

Does Fergie have a rack on her or what? She is in Mexico with her husband, sunning her newlywed ass and tits in the sun. Her body isn’t so bad, but she has that funky hairline that makes it hard to look at her face. I’ll just keep my eyes posted breast level, then everything will be OK.

Here are two D’s that should certainly be put together. Danica Patrick poses in a bikini on a car…vrroooom. Daniela Hantuchova shows up on the beach and gets sandy. yeah, both spring break fantasies…a hot girl in a hot car and a sexy babe on the beach. I’m up for both.

Cameron Richardson continues our Spring Break week. Check out the body on this gal. yeah, I’d take her for a night on a drunk, booze filled spring break. Her tight little ass would enjoy having me around…

This is Spring Break week for many people…so to honor those of us stuck at work and at home, here are some bikini shots on Tuesday. Audrina Patridge shows her fake tits, Ashley Tisdale doesn’t have any tits and Amelle Barrebah is just right! Who’s your favorite?

Danielle Lloyd was famous because she was Miss Britain. Now she makes money by saying she poses topless, but really doesn’t. Here is another example. There is glittering covering the nipples and the pussy, so don’t even try to tell me it’s topless or nude. Nude and topless show the goods, not hide them Danielle.

I, for one, am not complaining about jessica Simpson weight gain. Look where ti went - straight to her tits! I think she looks fabulous and would take her in a heartbeat. Who are these people screaming about her getting fat? She didn’t get fat, she got double DDs!

Jakki Degg is one hot chick. And I don’t have my hands on her calendar, but I wish I could have my hands on her. Spank that ass! I would love to have he for just a few hours. SHe looks like she would be fun, doesn’t she?

Miley Cyrus likes to jog in a bikini. yeah…this girl is going to go so wild for cameras once she’s legal - if she makes it that long! Miley is in a bikini showing a bunch of boob for a 16 year old. What’s next? CAN”T WAIT!

Eliza Dushku is one hot girl. She didn’t seem that hot to me until I saw the black lace and scantily clad model. Now I like her. A lot. Don’t you think she gets better as time and skin are exposed? Oh yeah!