Doutzen Kroes is starting to become one of my favrite Victoria’s Secret Angels. She’s willing to pose nude quite a bit…unlike Miranda Kerr, Allessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima. Where are there nude spreads? Huh? Those girls need to man up and bare it all!

Jessica Lowndes and Shenae Grimes are hot on set and off. Look at that pair of asses in the sand? Yum….and they are even of legal age, I think. I hope. Because my thoughts of late would be illegal if not. You like the girls? Watch them on 90210 at all?

Tori Praver is a lovely girl. Make that, sexy, topless, swimsuit model. Here’s her shots from Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition this year. You like? I sure do…

The girls from Gossip Girl - well, the rest of their show too - were in Rolling Stone Magazine. Blake Lively and Leighton Meester lick each other, nibble on fingers and share an ice cream cone. Yum. Let me have a piece of either one of those two!

Heather Graham gets in to a bikini and hits up Hawaii. She has great legs but the ass has turned a bit saggy. I’d still take her to bed though…wouldn’t you? She has a great smile and a super body overall, but not A+ like it used to be.

Jarah Mariano is a seasoned Sports Illustrated model. That must be why her pictures this year are so sexy….she’s wearing sand over those nipples….I love it. Plus, there’s that sexy ass and the great way her cleavage is displayed. I think she deserves a cover soon.

Where has this lovely lady been? Heather Graham hasn’t been out much - at least in pictures - so it’s great to see her out in a bikini. Finally!! Girl still has it going on from her tight days in Boogie Nights. Well, not quite as much but she would still be welcomed in my bed!!

Brooke Hogan dons her best sequin slutty top and heads out for her concert. That’s right…I said concert. She regularly puts on theis get up and struts herself around the pole. Is it any good? From the pictures, I’d say no. Otherwise, she’d have media following her on “tour.” It’s a safe bet to say she sucks.

Eva Herzigova is frolicking around int he water, showing off her anorexic like body with a flabby ass. How is that possible? To be so think and like you don’t eat, but then not have a toned ass? Oh…yeah, I get it now. Too bad because she could be such a hottie.

Dayana Mendoza is Miss Universe or Miss World or something similar. She has the body and the looks to go with a tiara awarded by men. She’s supposed to be on vacation, but the pool looks surpisingly empty, meaning they were busted staging these bikini pictures. WHo cares though, because she is hot and wet.