Chelsy Davy shows off her near royal and almost perfect beach body. And almost royal because she is the longtime girlfriend of the UK’s Prince Harry. This is what a future Queen should look like! Hot body indeed…

Victoria Silvstedt shows she still has a rocking bod for the beach. Her white bikini shows off great breasts and cleavage and that ass. Woo hee…I’d love to smack that around a time or two. What do you think she does to keep that baby firm? Definitely sexercises!

Dasha Astafieva bares her sweet ass while out with Hugh Hefner.  How does the wrinkly old bastard do it?  Hot chicks falling all over him and pretending to like his junk….oh yeah, they get free PR, covers of Playboy and can live in the mansion.  I guess you can put up with wrinkly old dick in return for that.

No, I didn’t call Nicola McLean a ho.  She’s with the perverted old man who says Ho Ho Ho.  He might have called her one, but I didn’t.  But who sits on an old man’s lap wearing only lingerie any way?  A model screaming for some attention to her tits.  And it worked.  Hope you had a great holiday and got a ho on your lap for Christmas.

Merry Christmas!  Have you been naughty or nice this year - Santa wants to know!  This is what he does to bad little girls…and they seem to enjoy it.  But then, Santa looks like he’s having fun too.  Maybe it’s good to be bad this year…

Here’s some holiday cheer to get you in the mood for…something.  The WWE girls do a bang up job in lingerie and looking like Santa’s helpers.  Almost makes me want to become a toymaker myself.  How would they wrap me up?

Natasha Henstridge is red hot as she hoists some kind of useless trophy.  Those breasts are something else, though, don’t you agree?  That little red peek a boo cleavage spot is nifty…too bad it wasn’t a bit smaller.  I may have to research Natasha and see if I can dig up some more hot pictures of her.

AnnaLynne McCord is on the set of that stoopid 90210 show, running from some drama, no doubt.  But the good thing is her bikini top is too small and she bounced right out of that top.  Hellllllo nipples.  Beautiful girl with a great rack on her.

Angelique Boyer is one sexy senorita!  The Mexican model and actress will be breaking all kinds of doors down if she keeps up the posing like this.  Sexy.  Hot.  beautiful.  Great tits.  What more could an agent ask for??

Holly Weber looks like one of those women who was made to model lingerie.  I mean, look at her ass.  Have you ever seen such perfection in the form or shape of an ass and the thighs?  Well, forget the Victoria’s Secret models - I’m talking real girls here.  Holly is hot!